It’s not everyone’s idea of a spectator event, but if you’re an eventing fan, the initial horse inspection at the Defender Kentucky competition is a “must” part of the entire experience. Spectators line up along the rail at the Kentucky Horse Park to watch their favorites jog, and the bonus is seeing what the riders are wearing. This time, Boyd Martin—who once flaunted an outrageous red, white and blue Uncle Sam suit for the trot-up—was uncharacteristically boring in a gray sweater. There were the usual choices of blah sportcoats among some of the other men, but no one could even dream of coming close to Will Faudree. He jogged Mama’s Magic Way while wearing a cowboy hat and pink suit worthy of Barbie's Ken. That woke everybody up. My favorite, however, was Germany’s Calvin Bockmann, who looked very sharp in his army uniform while presenting The Phantom of the Opera (who was a chestnut, rather than black, as I expected with that name.) The women generally try to make a statement with their clothing. The outfit I liked best was worn by Monica Spencer of New Zealand, a drapey belted light brown jacket that looked as good from the back as it did head-on, coupled with white pants and knee-high tasseled boots. The bay color scheme of her elegant horse, Artist, completed the picture. Jennie Brannigan also looked sharp with Twilight’s Last Gleam and FE Lifestyle. She wore a trenchcoat of sorts over a white top and a short, snappy skirt with rows of brass buttons. All eyes were on...